DudeIWantThat.com: Vampire Professional Tools, first of Vampliers screw pliers and now of the Super Combo Scissors, should have hired the same person to name the latter who they did to coin the former. Or they should have hired me. I would have told them to call these wire-, leather-, paper-, fabric-, rope-, CD-, thin-film- cab-tire-cable-, and branch-cutters Vampire Inscissors. You know, like incisors. Like as sharp and capable of cutting through anything as a vampire's incisors.
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These scissors (while ostensibly named after a cross between an epic video game and a simple household appliance) seem to cut through anything, making them the coolest pair of scissors I’ve ever seen. Vampire Professional Tools even thought to optimize the grip while sustaining an attention-grabbing design for the handle. They even included a fancy anti-finger smashing device! It would be nice to know if there was anything that will particularly damage the blade, or how long these scissors can last on average. The terrifyingly-sharp-looking box cutter on the outside of the blade was one of the only things that I found distressing for safety reasons, until I saw the blade cover; it protects you from slicing your hands open accidentally, all while keeping your blade nice and clean. Though they look like small iron man scissors, these babies are apparently much more hardcore, and should probably be kept away from children.
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