CMU School of Drama


Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Second fitting goes smoothly for big-headed Bears fans

ABC7Chicago.com: "Bears helmets finally fit the heads of two of Chicago's most well known residents-- the 3-ton lions sitting outside the Art Institute. On Tuesday, the first fitting didn't go so well."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

SUCCESS!!!!!


The lions are ready to play football.... watch out Colts, here they come!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Liars. There is a conspiracy to hide the true nature of the Bears helmet fitting. Everyone knows that the lion as king of the jungle is in direct competition with the bear, the king of the forest, for animal kingdom domination. There is no way the lions would tolerate such blatant attempts by the bear-loving sports media to hide the obvious gain the lions have made in the polls. The art institute, lion lovin' libertarians, have skillfully disguised the lions attack on the helmet by blaming the weather. The end.