The Spider-Man Musical Finally Turned Off the Dark Last Night

toplessrobot.com: "After a jillion years, budgetary problems, and the death of several million stunt men, the Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark musical had its first performance last night in New York City. Now, it was a preview performance -- the first official performance is on January 11th -- but even in a preview, certain things aren't supposed to happen. Things such as: