New 'Planet of the Apes' Will Do Away with Those Stupid Realistic, Intricately-Detailed Costumes

I Watch Stuff: Rumor of another attempt at rebooting Planet of the Apes have lingered for a while, but throughout them all, I'd foolishly been assuming that, whatever form the next film took, it would retain the charming, convincing costume-work that was a mainstay of the original series and the saving grace of Tim Burton's 2001 film. Not the case! It turns out we can now make apes "photo-realistic" with computer machines, so we're just going to do that.