Political Theater

New York Times: "Uptown at the Triad, President Bush spends time as a chimp, because “jungle” rhymes with “bungle.” At the Red Room in the East Village, he vehemently denies being a chimp, but he’s eating a banana when he does it. At the Actors’ Playhouse in Greenwich Village, although there is a monkey in the cast, the president himself doesn’t do anything chimplike. He does, however, do a softshoe with Jesus."