Death, Taxes, and Student Loans

Backstage: "Type the word 'student' into Google, and the first option that comes up in the 10-deep list of autocomplete suggestions is 'student loans.' Third down is 'student loan consolidation.' Keep going and you'll pass 'student loan forgiveness,' 'student loan calculator,' 'student loans without cosigner,' and something called 'studentloan.com' before you hit bottom. For the Internet age's first generation of college graduates, the words 'student' and 'loan' have become nearly inseparable."